*Tom you said you were going to blog frequently*
Yeah, yeah, yeah, well I had a Buzz and life got groovy so regular blogs...
Dear insomniacs, parents, vampires and people in Australia,
I am awake. There is that time every night after flossing and...
Have you seen how hot Matt is? Have you seen how overweight I am?
Guys will want to date you. Decent men look for more important qualities <3 xxxx